Everytime I watch the evening news on TV, my ridiculous theory “the best thing we Filipinos can do is to get out of this country before it comes a cross breed of a zoo and a circus” seems to become more reasonable.

First, Katrina “Binaboy niya ako. Binaboy. Binaboy” Halili, Hayden “She Gave me Drugs” Kho, Jamby “This is a Relevant Isuue” Madrigal, and Bong “Isa siyang Baboy. Dapat tanggalan ng Lisensya” Revilla all make me want to call terrorists to bomb the senate.

Just the thought of them makes me want to strangle somebody. Not so much with Kho, he has lost enough. And honestly, he had sex with some women and recorded it on cam so what? Why is everybody condemning him like he killed a lot of journalists, stole the presidency, made the Garci controversy, bombed Glorietta, and murdered Rizal? Beats me.

As for Katrina Halili, she is driving me crazy. Crazy as in i-wanna-kill-someone not crazy as in I’m-a-fan-you’re-so-sexy. What’s her problem? She had sex with her boss’boyfriend for several times and she posed for a lot of magazines wearing hardly anything and she reacts like this to a sex video scandal? Stupidity.

And of course you know what the two intelligent and reasonable senators did to merit their inclusion in this article. It’s like their living in their own perfect world where nothing else matters except from the sex life of Katrina Halili. The Philippines has a lot of problems guys! Alert lang po tayo.

Next, Con-Ass. This makes we want global warming to burn the congress. It’s as obvious as Bebeng Gandanghari not being qualified to join the Ms. Universe pageant. The government is not planning to have an election on 2010. Delayed business in choosing machines for the elections, Teodoro and Puno announcing their candidacies and congressmen rushing to pass the Con-Ass as if their lives depended on it. Hello? Teodoro and Puno? As if they have a chance. And as if the administration would really bet on those two. Ridiculous.

Poor Philippines. Poor me.

in fact, it was done to kill time, yeah. to murder time.

but murder is sometimes entertaining right?

read on.

(tas sisingit yung kanta ng simple plan) ..welcome to my life.